Yes, you read that right. The Devil not only wears Prada—she also has zero intention of retiring. Miranda Priestly—undisputed icon of style, terror, and silent contempt—is returning to the big screen. Nearly two decades after The Devil Wears Prada turned foamless lattes into weapons of mass destruction, filming for the sequel is officially underway. And us? We’re already polishing our Céline sunglasses and dusting off our Moleskine notebooks. This might be the most important sequel in the history of fashion… and ego.
THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA 2 – WHEN PRINT EMPIRES LOSE THEIR FOOTING (IN LOUBOUTINS)
The plot? Officially a well-kept secret—which is PR code for “we’re still writing it on set.” Unofficially, though—and naturally—we know more than your average Runway subscriber. The sequel reportedly finds Miranda facing the unthinkable: her traditional publishing empire is crumbling under the weight of the digital age. Could it be that even Miranda isn’t immune to algorithms, clickbait, and… Google Ads?
The once-unquestionable oracle of style is now barely staying afloat. And Miranda—outwardly icy and flawlessly styled as ever—must confront a world where paper is no longer sacred. Even Hermès is launching NFT collections. What more proof do we need that the end is nigh?
EMILY CHARLTON – REVENGE WEARS HEELS
And now, for the pièce de résistance in this Greco-fashion tragedy: Miranda is forced to negotiate… with Emily Charlton. Yes, that Emily—the one who used to carry the bags, fetch the coffee, and get mentally shredded by her boss’s glances. Today? She’s a high-powered executive at a global ad agency that prints money with digital marketing. And the only person who can save Runway.
Will Emily help? Or is this her chance for a little revenge? The kind served in a designer suit, with a cold smile and absolutely no mercy. Who knows—maybe she learned a thing or two from the master herself.
ANDY SACHS – A GIANT QUESTION MARK (AND EVEN BIGGER EXPECTATIONS)
And what about Andy? Precisely. Anne Hathaway hasn’t officially signed on—yet. But in Hollywood, no one says no to a sequel that could win half an Oscar for styling alone. Let’s not forget: Andy left the cutthroat world of Runway in favor of ethical journalism (how quaint), finding herself in stories that didn’t end with a shopping list from Net-a-Porter.
But is there still room in media for an idealist with a Coach bag and a recycled heart? Or is her return just a ruse—her real role in the sequel yet to unfold? One thing’s certain: Hathaway in a tailored blazer can steal any scene—even from Meryl.
THE PREMIERE – GRAND, OBVIOUSLY. MIRANDA DOESN’T DO SUBTLE.
Release date? May 1st, 2026. Symbolic and savage. Labor Day—a holiday Miranda has, of course, never observed. For her, work isn’t just a duty—it’s a state of being, of breathing, of ruling. And if workaholic couture were a thing, we’ve just coined it.
The fashion industry is already preparing for the red carpet. Paris is whispering. Milan is praying. And New York? New York is popping popcorn and reserving front-row seats. As it should. This won’t be just a movie—it’ll be a cultural event in a power suit.
SO, WHAT’S LEFT FOR US MERE MORTALS IN THE WORLD OF FASHION?
We wait. We roll our eyes. And we remember that only Miranda could drop a coat on a desk and make an entire room forget how to breathe. If anyone can save fashion—even in the age of TikTok and influencers in Crocs—it’s her.
And when the world watches the Devil dress up once more on May 1st, 2026…
Let’s hope everyone’s wearing more than polyester loungewear.
Let’s hope everyone’s wearing more than polyester loungewear.
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