4.14.2025

THE ABSURD GENIUS OF IT ALL: BALENCIAGA AND SCHOLL REDEFINE UTILITARIAN LUXURY

 

In an era where fashion houses treat collaborations like seasonal accessories—pairing up with fast fashion giants one month and underground collectives the next—it’s difficult to be truly surprised anymore. And yet, Balenciaga, the enfant terrible of the luxury world, has managed to do just that. This time, its creative partner is none other than… Scholl.

Yes, that Scholl. The name that for decades evoked orthotic correctness, shoes built for podiatric salvation rather than aesthetic pleasure, and a vibe best described as “spa-day-with-grandma.” Hardly the pedigree one expects from a Parisian runway. But therein lies the brilliance of the move.



Demna Gvasalia, fashion’s leading agent provocateur and master of ironic subversion, seems to have asked himself a singular, pointed question: What if comfort is couture? And more radically — what if true luxury is found not in excess, but in ergonomics?


Enter: Balenciaga x Scholl. Not so much a shoe as it is a statement. A collision of worlds that aren’t supposed to touch — yet here they are, rubbing shoulders in a capsule collection that’s equal parts satire and sophistication.


The designs stay faithful to Scholl’s DNA: contoured footbeds, anatomical soles, minimalist silhouettes. But now, they come dressed in buttery leathers, impossibly perfect stitching, and the insouciant presence of the Balenciaga logo, scattered across the upper like a wink to those in the know. They are both aggressively practical and provocatively high fashion — a contradiction Demna wears like a badge of honor.







Ten years ago, you wouldn’t be caught dead in these unless you were a retiree on her way to a wellness retreat in Baden-Baden. Today, they’re on the feet of Vogue editors, conceptual artists, and people whose job titles sound more like thesis statements. Because in fashion, as in postmodern philosophy, context is everything.


Is this collaboration absurd? Completely. But it’s also inevitable. In a world where taste is curated via irony and social capital, where the line between kitsch and genius is razor-thin and ever-shifting, a Balenciaga x Scholl sandal is no longer an oxymoron — it’s a flex.






Luxury is no longer about exclusivity or discomfort. It’s about the illusion of indifference. And what says “I’ve arrived” more than a $700 orthopaedic slip-on, designed to look like you don’t care?


So yes, Balenciaga and Scholl have created more than just shoes. They’ve created commentary. On taste. On comfort. On a world where the most subversive thing you can do is prioritize your posture.







Photos courtesy of Balenciaga




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